As the regular recptionist is going away tomorrow on holidays for another week, i’ll be able to finally catch everyone on my life – so very exciting as it is…yeah right. Anyway…for your enjoyment…




Why did the chicken cross the road?



Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.


Colonel Sanders:

Damn, I missed one!


Anderson Consulting:

Deregulation of the chicken’s side of the road was threatening its

dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant

challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the

newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering

relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its

physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using

the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use

its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align

the chicken’s people, processes and technology in support of its

overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen

Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best

chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the

transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings

in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and

explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to

achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting

and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the

continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in

a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment

which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a

consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the

chicken’s mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive

towards the creation of a total business integration solution.

Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more



I am sad to report that the above reply is actually very realistic….

THIS is what I get to read through and deal with daily. Ah, the life of a summer intern in an architectural office…woe is me…