I’m in the Xbox Xperts beta. I was asked earlier tonight by my boyfriend’s son what the strangest question I’d been asked was. I didn’t have an answer for him at the time, but boy, do I ever now.


The conversation started normally, someone was having a problem updating their console.
We went through a few steps, and then all of a sudden, the conversation just got strange…

He began to describe his setup, and I lost the ability to help him:


“im usein my phone to wifi my computer then pluggin in the ethernet cord to xbox
it work fine with my friends laptop but not mine ??????”



My courtisans drink milkshakes. Er, what?

…My courtesans bring all the boys to the yard,
And they’re like: yours are better than ours.
Damn right they’re better than yours,
And I overcharge…



Yeah, this was on repeat in my head for DAYS while playing Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood.