You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time.

 

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done

already.

 

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find

excuses.

 

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

 

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the

amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

 

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new

technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my

obligations.

 

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of

the amount of time given.

 

7. If at first I don’t succeed, there is always next year.

 

8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to

change my mind.

 

9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or

write the first word, when I get around to it.

 

10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

 

 

 

An oldy, but a goody.