As the regular recptionist is going away tomorrow on holidays for another week, i’ll be able to finally catch everyone on my life – so very exciting as it is…yeah right. Anyway…for your enjoyment…
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
Damn, I missed one!
Deregulation of the chicken’s side of the road was threatening its
dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant
challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the
newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering
relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its
physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using
the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use
its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align
the chicken’s people, processes and technology in support of its
overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen
Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best
chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the
transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings
in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and
explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to
achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting
and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the
continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in
a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment
which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a
consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the
chicken’s mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive
towards the creation of a total business integration solution.
Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more
I am sad to report that the above reply is actually very realistic….
THIS is what I get to read through and deal with daily. Ah, the life of a summer intern in an architectural office…woe is me…